trashmagicxo:

mjolkk:

oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. 

i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat 

am i a bad person  

I love you

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*tans for 5 minutes* *checks for tan lines*

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i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous 

(Source: slutwhat, via tripped-up-kids)

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